Megasaurus

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VITAL SIGNS:

* Stands 3 Stories Tall
* Weighs Over 50,000 lbs.
* 15,000 lbs. Crushing Force In Each Claw
* 15,000 lbs. Biting Force
* His Heart Pumps 50 Gallons Per Minute
* Blood Pressure of 2500 lbs. Per Sq Inch
* Over 800 Feet of Veins and Arteries
* 30,000 lbs. of Lifting Force
* Over 200,000 BTU's of Burning Power

WHAT MEGASAURUS EATS:

Automobiles: 2 or 4 door - Unibody Only! (Front Wheel Drive Preferred)

1. Plymouth Horizons and Dodge Omnis (MEGASAURUS' all time favorites)
2. Ford Escorts (No After Taste)
3. Chevy Citations (Causes Gas)
4. Chevy Cavaliers (Good Flavor)
5. Hondas (Fishy Taste)
6. Toyotas (Little Greasy)

Specialty Meals:
Airplanes - Boats - Houses

Preparation:
Tires and Wheels
Engines and Transmissions
Glass removed at your discretion
Complete interiors preferred
No loose objects inside car

GAS TANKS AND BATTERIES REMOVED!!